New Business Cards

What do you think ? 
Whoa-ho. Very nice. 
Look at that. Picked them up from the printer's yesterday. 
Good coloring. That's bone. 
And the lettering is something called Silian Rail. 
It's very cool, Bateman, but that's nothing. Look at this. 
That is really nice. 
Eggshell with Romalian type.
What do you think ? 
Nice. 
Jesus. That is really super. How'da nitwit like you get so tasteful? 
I can't believe that Bryce...  prefers Van Patten's card to mine. 
But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet. 
Raised lettering, pale nimbus... white. 
Impressive. Very nice. 
Hmm. 
Let's see Paul Allen's card. 
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. 
The tasteful thickness of it. 
Oh, my God. It even has a watermark. 

This is an excerpt from the 'American Psycho' film in which Patrick and his
boardroom friends ogle each others cards in a sort of Wall Street arm
wrestling match. While I have no business and can barely be considered
employed I felt the urge to make some new business cards.